a spot on the couch of the internet; by: Keith SimmonsTumblr (3.0; @keithsimmons)http://keithsimmons.tumblr.com/<a href="http://keithsimmons.blogspot.com/">My new blog</a>http://keithsimmons.tumblr.com/post/19728935http://keithsimmons.tumblr.com/post/19728935Sun, 18 Nov 2007 23:05:07 -0500“A Ferrari is the male version of a vibrator.”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://www.bynkii.com/archives/2007/11/i_now_understand_why_people_bu.html">bynkii.com: </a></em>http://keithsimmons.tumblr.com/post/18130975http://keithsimmons.tumblr.com/post/18130975Thu, 01 Nov 2007 19:08:29 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nRKIDdIaFyE"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nRKIDdIaFyE" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>zunePhone ad (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/eegerecke">eegerecke</a>)http://keithsimmons.tumblr.com/post/9494821http://keithsimmons.tumblr.com/post/9494821Thu, 23 Aug 2007 19:13:39 -0400“Office delayed. Who cares?”http://keithsimmons.tumblr.com/post/7619760http://keithsimmons.tumblr.com/post/7619760Fri, 03 Aug 2007 20:29:07 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZIk4qTKmKzE"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZIk4qTKmKzE" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>Zune Balmer (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/lakalakahhh">lakalakahhh</a>)http://keithsimmons.tumblr.com/post/7431980http://keithsimmons.tumblr.com/post/7431980Thu, 02 Aug 2007 00:36:29 -0400<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/07/09/dc.madam.ap/index.html?eref=rss_topstories">Senator sorry after number appears on D.C. Madam's list - CNN.com</a>http://keithsimmons.tumblr.com/post/5344410http://keithsimmons.tumblr.com/post/5344410Tue, 10 Jul 2007 00:20:39 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/5338822_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.dansmc.com/priceless.jpg"><a href="http://www.dansmc.com">www.dansmc.com</a></a>http://keithsimmons.tumblr.com/post/5343940http://keithsimmons.tumblr.com/post/5343940Tue, 10 Jul 2007 00:13:36 -0400<object width="400" height="315"><param name="movie" value="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/3ITXa9sOKS88vgZrn" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed src="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/3ITXa9sOKS88vgZrn" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="315" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object><br/><br/><a href="http://iPhone%20mugging"></a>http://keithsimmons.tumblr.com/post/4565720http://keithsimmons.tumblr.com/post/4565720Fri, 29 Jun 2007 14:12:32 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sAmQlXUtcG0"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sAmQlXUtcG0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAmQlXUtcG0"><strong>The Minutemen - “Little Man With A Gun In His Hand”</strong></a>http://keithsimmons.tumblr.com/post/4565270http://keithsimmons.tumblr.com/post/4565270Fri, 29 Jun 2007 14:05:32 -0400<a href="http://blogs.usatoday.com/onpolitics/2007/06/msnbcs_joe_scar.html#uslPageReturn">MSNBC's Scarborough under fire for remark about Thompson's wife - On Politics - USATODAY.com</a>http://keithsimmons.tumblr.com/post/3475129http://keithsimmons.tumblr.com/post/3475129Wed, 13 Jun 2007 21:10:36 -0400“June 9, 2007 — AL Roker apologized yesterday for joking about epileptic seizures on Thursday’s “Today” show.”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/06092007/tv/joker_roker__sorry_tv_michael_starr.htm">‘JOKER’ ROKER: ‘SORRY’ By MICHAEL STARR - TV Shows | TV Ratings | Television Shows</a></em>http://keithsimmons.tumblr.com/post/3473425http://keithsimmons.tumblr.com/post/3473425Wed, 13 Jun 2007 20:32:15 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/2439456_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://keithsimmons.tumblr.com/post/2439456http://keithsimmons.tumblr.com/post/2439456Fri, 25 May 2007 16:00:14 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RxUI7oj-UgU"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RxUI7oj-UgU" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>Wilco: What Light (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/warnerbrosrecords">warnerbrosrecords</a>)http://keithsimmons.tumblr.com/post/2254567http://keithsimmons.tumblr.com/post/2254567Tue, 22 May 2007 04:37:09 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/2254405_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><a href="http://blaugh.com/2007/05/21/newsflash-amazon-has-dmr-free-mp3s/">bLaugh: Amazon Has DMR Free Mp3s</a>http://keithsimmons.tumblr.com/post/2254405http://keithsimmons.tumblr.com/post/2254405Tue, 22 May 2007 04:30:52 -0400“Pity the poor investor who sold Apple shares at $103.42 per share, today, after reading a blog report on delays to the iPhone. The rumor, posted to AOL’s Engadget gadget site early this morning, briefly knocked $4bn off Apple’s market value. Engadget, taken in by a spoof Apple internal email, reported the company’s two most important new launches would be delayed, a new cellphone until October, and the computer company’s new operating system till January.”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://www.valleywag.com/tech/engadget/gullible-blog-wipes-4bn-off-apple-261081.php">Valleywag:</a><a href="http://www.valleywag.com/tech/engadget/gullible-blog-wipes-4bn-off-apple-261081.php"> Gullible blog wipes $4bn off Apple </a></em>http://keithsimmons.tumblr.com/post/2014859http://keithsimmons.tumblr.com/post/2014859Wed, 16 May 2007 20:46:45 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/1971594_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2007/05/15/atari_joystick_candl.html">Boing Boing: Atari joystick candle-holder</a>http://keithsimmons.tumblr.com/post/1971594http://keithsimmons.tumblr.com/post/1971594Tue, 15 May 2007 22:16:25 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/1922258_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><a href="http://www.plasticbamboo.com/2007/05/15/apple-berbricks/">Plastic Bamboo: Apple Be@rbricks </a>http://keithsimmons.tumblr.com/post/1922258http://keithsimmons.tumblr.com/post/1922258Mon, 14 May 2007 21:50:53 -0400<object width="400" height="263"><param name="movie" value="http://www.notcelebrity.co.uk/flashcontent/flashHeader.swf?thename=Keith+Simmons&mute=1" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><embed src="http://www.notcelebrity.co.uk/flashcontent/flashHeader.swf?thename=Keith+Simmons&mute=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="263"></embed></object><br/><br/>http://keithsimmons.tumblr.com/post/1881326http://keithsimmons.tumblr.com/post/1881326Mon, 14 May 2007 03:26:13 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/1878866_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><a href="http://www.neatorama.com/2007/05/13/zombie-last-supper/">Neatorama: Zombie Last Supper</a>http://keithsimmons.tumblr.com/post/1878866http://keithsimmons.tumblr.com/post/1878866Mon, 14 May 2007 00:33:24 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LCFgaTJ9VHE"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LCFgaTJ9VHE" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>Helio Ocean: Creation (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/heliovideo">heliovideo</a>)http://keithsimmons.tumblr.com/post/1878720http://keithsimmons.tumblr.com/post/1878720Mon, 14 May 2007 00:11:38 -0400